The children are finally back at school and I can get back to the ‘Spring Chickens’. Do I refer to this chap as a rooster or a cockerel? He doesn’t have a name yet but ‘Rodger’ and ‘Colin’ keep springing to mind – surely he deserves better? Anyway, better crack on as these chickens are booked on a flight to Australia before the end of the month. Meet them at ‘The Crewel Gobelin’, Sydney.